Top 10 Things I’ve Come to Love About Texas

10. All trucks and SUVs come with grill guards

9. Random picnic tables in the middle of nowhere

8. Armadillo spottings – dead and alive, though mostly dead

7. Never needing a passing lane – the slower cars move to the shoulder

6. Drive thru liquor stores

5. Being called “Ma'am” in authentic southern drawl

4. Goats grazing along the side of the highway

3. Driving two hours to find enough cell phone service to activate a phone

2. Blaring old school country music as you’re driving down the road is considered normal

1. 99 degrees in February